Stab At It is a 4-panel comic strip made in the traditional fashion, with moist beet slices. Each day’s panel is carved into stamps, dipped in cypress ink, and pressed into flax linen sheets. Each strip is then dried until the next new moon. Which is in like twenty minutes, so I better wrap this up.
Meet some people that are not real and not even people:
If you are new to the Stab world, then there’s only one thing you really need to know: there are semi-diaphanous proto-beings on the cusp of our dimension and they are learning how to breath our air so watch the fuck out. They have been going through our recycling and rifling through all the straw wrappers in our cars and they taught themselves English. It’s only a matter of time before one of them finds a robe and a Jesus mask and walks down the street pretending to be the second coming of the savior. And people would eat that shit up. Don’t fall for it. Arm yourself with the ammo of knowledge and also actual ammo. You don’t want to be caught with your pants down when Superconducting Plasma Flesh Jesus starts doing the Stanky Legg down your main street.
If you enjoy Stab At It enough to throw money at it, you can do so with this simple several step process.
- I kind of liked that one with the flying thing: $1.00
- This is what funny is: $5.00
- Have my babies: $20.00
Your generous tips will keep Stab At It up and running, since subterranean tunnels don’t always pay the bills.
Stab At It is partnered with Carpal’s Tunnels Engineering Inc., designer of world-class underground road and rail ways guaranteed to keep out any extra-dimensional immigrants.