Get your very own “I (picture of the state of Texas) New York” shirt at Stab At It’s Awkward Fashion store on Amazon. Good for one or two chuckles at the bus stop. These shirts are produced by Amazon vendors and shipped via Prime pretty darn quick.
Get on over to the Stab At It Shirt and Shirt Emporium and Apothecary for unique styles that are too witty to handle. Wear them then wash them, then repeat until forever.